Emotionally Unavailable Haunted Hoodie
S / Dark Heather
$30.00
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$30.00
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Soft, roomy, and quietly expressive — this hoodie wears like a warm exhale. The simple white canvas carries a small, gothic-inspired chest design that reads “Emotionally Unavailable, Spiritually Haunted,” framed by tiny moon and bat motifs. It slips on for late-night walks, bookstore runs, or slow mornings with tea, layering easily under a coat or over a favorite tee. The feel is intentionally lived-in: slightly plush inside, structured hood, and a roomy kangaroo pocket that keeps hands warm while you drift between moods and plans. It speaks to people who collect atmosphere and irony, those who prefer subtle statements over loud logos. Durable prints and optional embroidery placements mean the message stays crisp through washes, while the tubular knit and tear-away label keep it comfortable enough to wear again and again.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and print clarity
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less waste
- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable DTF/DTG prints with optional embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Emotionally Unavailable Haunted Hoodie
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and print clarity
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less waste
- Drawstring, double-lined hood with color-matched cord
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- Durable DTF/DTG prints with optional embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean